June 13th, 2009
DBA'ers,
Last week we received the infamous Nigerian email claiming a lost $15M fortune from our Father was ours to be transferred to the bank of our choice, they just needed $915 for the "Waiver Commission Registration Fee"......
We were a little confused, because Janice, VC and I didn't realize we were even related until we got the email. But, surprisingly, as we started comparing details of our lives, we discovered we had enough in common that maybe, sorta, kinda we could have had the same Father......especially for $15M.
Sadly, we couldn't come up with the $915 for the registration fee so we weren't able to claim our mutual inheritance from our Father (I never knew Dad was in Nigeria! Must have been during the War). But it was nice of the Nigerians to think of us and we sent them a nice little note back suggesting several things they could do with the $15M. I even added them to our email list. Seemed like the least I could do for them.
But it did get us talking about the wonderful Fathers we were blessed with (just don't tell the Nigerians we don't have the same one) and as Father's Day approaches we decided we would like to say Hi to all the special Dad's out there. Thanks for taking care of us and the $15M, even if we never see it.
Our Father's Day Special, by the way, is for any frame job that totals $915, we promise to cut you in on our $15M inheritance......just as soon as we get ours. We promise.
Also, don't forget we are running 10% off framing (mention the email......cause we forget!!) for the rest of the month of June!!!

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