DBA EMAIL: 3/3/2009

March 3, 2009

DBA'ers,

VC, in his role as VPVC of Marketing for DonByramArt, has been studying the internet marketing process.

He analyzed over a thousand "Forward this email" messages he received yesterday and came to this startling, yet undeniable conclusion. If you forward this email along, something will happen. Somewhere. Somehow. Sooner or later.

Like death and taxes, sunrises and sunsets, can't change it......something will happen. Just a matter of time. Hopefully, it will be something good. Like finally getting the money that guy from Nigeria promised you when you sent him the check for postage, or Aunt Mary will not need that operation, or your kids will finally call. Might be something complicated, like finally proving Elvis and UFO's are not real, discovering you have supernatural powers to back off hurricanes (like Jim Cantore!) and old age. Or something simple, like finding pennies in the parking lot. But, Ima telln you, VC has a big chart with big chunky lines in red and blue that prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt......something will happen. He even added a soundtrack of the 1812 Overture to the chart, to make it really important.

We were so overwhelmed with this conclusive study and data (not to mention deaf when the cannon went off behind the mat cutter) we were also concerned with what wouldn't happen if you didn't forward this email. Don't want you to worry.....too much, but what if:
-Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie do or don't do something that affects you?
-Commerce and Jefferson start getting along?
-The moon isn't really bleu cheese or swiss.....or is it?
-You don't remember what happens when you add your birthday to your SS number and send it to us?

So, after careful consideration, we have come up with a solution to this stressful forward/not forward national question. We, at DBA, want you to forward this message to yourself as many times in the next ten minutes as humanly possible. If you do that, something will continue to happen, somewhere and somehow, at some time in the future. We guarantee it. Personally, we highly suggest you use it as a reminder to bring something in to get framed.

Now DBA'ers start hitting the forward button and get ready for all the good things that will happen.

As always,
Thanks for playing nicely,
Janice, VC, Don and Elvis